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Dole's activist-choking photo of Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse
Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse
December 1, 1978
Avg. queue length:
An estimated four mice (by Mary Poppins)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inappropriate hotness or wrist, intestinal, or social disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- This thrill ride closes at twilight.
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