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The Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse attraction at first light
Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse
July 21, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: unusually small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Pregnant juices can not ride.
- Explosions may be too frightening for wimps.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled cleaning from April 13 to June 1.
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