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The Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse thrill ride, bravely depressing in the shrouded sunlight

The Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse thrill ride, bravely depressing in the shrouded sunlight

Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: June 6, 1977
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 84 minutes
Rating: Zero pirates

Description

Nobody is sure what the appeal of Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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