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Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse, a favorite attraction of Dave Smith
Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse
September 25, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow, try not to experience this attraction in the evening.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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