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The Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse dark ride during refurbishment
Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse
May 25, 2012
As short as Baby Herman's desk
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this dark ride just before leaving because it's required by law.
- Minimum height 35".
- For your comfort, you should be free from punk haircuts or ribcage, intestinal, knee, or clothing problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get dizzy on this dark ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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