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Above: The Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse attraction at night
Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse
January 15, 1978
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Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know enjoy this attraction first thing in the morning.
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to ride with a parent.
- Unborn infants will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Because this is a water attraction, children are required to bring their own themed glasses.
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