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Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse, a favorite attraction of Dave Smith

Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse, a favorite attraction of Dave Smith

Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 25, 2008
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Popular with: Locals

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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