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The Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse attraction, dashingly considered to be the only untamed attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse
July 25, 1982
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Nobody can figure out what the point of Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in line.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the nearby Gus photo place.
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