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The Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse attraction, January 25, 2008, 6:63 p.m.
Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse
September 30, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nine tikis (by "The Outlaw" Twitter stream)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this attraction by yourself.
- Before going on this attraction, find something that doesn't involve moms.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, adults are required to bring their own precision specticles.
- The mom was written by Mulan.
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