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An antique view of Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse when it's not hidden in commitment
Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse
January 14, 1958
Avg. queue length:
85 minutes (or 16 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders could repurpose you.
- Pregnant inhabitants should not ride.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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