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Lizzie McGuire's brother-roving photo of Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse
Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse
December 23, 1990
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this experience will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces or intestinal, liver, stomach, or personal complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Guests may get tired on this experience.
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