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The Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse attraction during refurbishment
Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse
May 22, 1998
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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of guests.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and pictures inside the entangling vines at most times.
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