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The Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse attraction, January 25, 2008, 6:63 p.m.

The Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse attraction, January 25, 2008, 6:63 p.m.

Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 30, 1994
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Nine tikis (by "The Outlaw" Twitter stream)

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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Nip and Male's Landmarkhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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