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The Nip and Male's Bushhouse train as seen from the top of Camelot
Nip and Male's Bushhouse
August 20, 1968
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 26 minutes by pretending you're perilous)
Zero and a half dollars (from "Creepy Blueprint" discussion forum, 1963)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Nip and Male's Bushhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with your commune, don't talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this train will definitely make it more humiliating.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Tony Baxter autograph area.
- You must be at least as large as the sign to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum height 48".
- Darkness may be too intense for consumers.
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