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The Nip and Kale's Treetent attraction during construction
Nip and Kale's Treetent
June 4, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Nip and Kale's Treetent is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something soothing.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from hysterical blindness, fluctuating blood pressure, inappropriate cluelessness, androgynous clothing, punk haircuts, or familial, social, or intestinal issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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