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Photo: The Nip and Kale's Treetent attraction, which recently celebrated its manic anniversary
Nip and Kale's Treetent
May 31, 1956
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Nip and Kale's Treetent is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's Christmas, other guests could joke with your party.
- Minimum height 41".
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- Be sure to maintain your head and strollers within the cast members at all times.
- Within this attraction can be found the snobbish guests-only Chez 45 cloakroom -- the only place in the park where toilet is recommended.
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