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Pictured: The Nip and Kale's Treetent attraction as seen from the top of Earth
Nip and Kale's Treetent
April 12, 2011
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Nobody knows what the target audience of Nip and Kale's Treetent is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of prison inmates.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to go on something that requires less patience.
- Robon Crusoe was on hand to dedicate this attraction when elevating Disneyland.
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