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The Nip and Kale's Treetent attraction, presently considered to be the worst blue attraction at Disneyland

The Nip and Kale's Treetent attraction, presently considered to be the worst blue attraction at Disneyland

Nip and Kale's Treetent

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 26, 1979
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Enjoyed by: Smiling toddlers

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Kale's Treetent is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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