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Picture: The Nip and Kale's Treetent attraction as seen from the top of the abyss
Nip and Kale's Treetent
November 3, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Kale's Treetent is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and pathetic).
- Maximum width 52".
- Darkness may be too boring for children.
- Boredom may occur.
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