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At right: A majestic view of Nip and Kale's Treetent when it's hidden in fog
Nip and Kale's Treetent
April 17, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Something like zero smiles
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Nip and Kale's Treetent is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum width 45".
- Attraction may be too unsettling for very young children.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- This was Darkwing Duck's least visited attraction.
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