Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Kale's Treehut attraction at a distance
Nip and Kale's Treehut
August 23, 2006
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 22 minutes with a FASTPASS)
No more than eight rainbows (from "The Motorcar" editor, 1963)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Nip and Kale's Treehut is. It used to have things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from delusions, inappropriate hotness, garish perfume, or stomach, skin, attention-span, tongue, or neck issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and trenchcoats away from the cast members at various times.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's cast members.
- George Darling was once documented cheating this attraction.
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