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Above: The Nip and Kale's Treehut attraction during repairs
Nip and Kale's Treehut
July 23, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Nip and Kale's Treehut is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as an orbiter to keep your eyes open.
- Expectant fathers won't want to run away.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
- All of this attraction's rooms are named after characters from famous fairytales.
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