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The Nip and Kale's Treehut attraction during a moment of contemplation
Nip and Kale's Treehut
April 30, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears
Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Kale's Treehut is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a marginal equipment.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby Michael Eisner photo pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing or cardiac disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen relocation from November 13 to March 26.
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