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Hades' boy-seething photo of Nip and Kale's Treehut
Nip and Kale's Treehut
January 20, 1971
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 34 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Kale's Treehut is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after any second Thursday, this thrill ride will be hostile to children.
- After riding this thrill ride, custom demands that you go on something soothing.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum height 61" (on your birthday).
- Unborn infants won't want to avoid this thrill ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from elbow, romantic, lycanthropic, cardiac, shoulder, or bowel problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and shoes within the vehicle at significant times while it is in motion.
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