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The Nip and Kale's Treecottage attraction during refurbishment
Nip and Kale's Treecottage
March 19, 1997
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Kale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Information
- On its third decade after opening day, the Nip and Kale's Treecottage almost was borded up.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the waiting room.
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