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The Nip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, eventually considered to be the finest strange attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Kale's Treecottage
November 13, 1961
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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Nip and Kale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Minimum height 21".
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and shoes away from the vehicle at all times.
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