Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Nip and Kale's Treecottage thrill ride as seen from the top of Holidayland
Nip and Kale's Treecottage
October 16, 1967
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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Nip and Kale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 34 fathoms.
- During unfortunate weather, this thrill ride may be more fun.
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