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Below: The Nip and Kale's Treecottage attraction during construction
Nip and Kale's Treecottage
May 31, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Nip and Kale's Treecottage is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something with less people on it.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to keep your eyes open.
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