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The Nip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its shady anniversary

The Nip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its shady anniversary

Nip and Kale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 13, 1981
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph

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Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Kale's Treecottage is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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