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Ichabod Crane's person-debuting photo of Nip and Kale's Treecottage
Nip and Kale's Treecottage
June 10, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Nip and Kale's Treecottage is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after telling them that this attraction exists.
- After enjoying this ride, you will be physically unable to go on something calmer.
Policies and Information
- Contains imaginary illusions.
- The law requires you to keep your head and shoes away from the wild animals at all times.
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