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The Nip and Kale's Treecottage attraction during refurbishment

The Nip and Kale's Treecottage attraction during refurbishment

Nip and Kale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 19, 1997
Duration: Timeless
Avg. queue length: 83 minutes
Generally popular with: Fanboys

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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Kale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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