Massive Thomasinaland Attraction Database
The Nip and Kale's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of a place
Nip and Kale's Treecottage
April 23, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Nip and Kale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Thomasinaland.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- The letters in "Nip and Kale's Treecottage" can be scrambled to spell "Oteltnr'ae S Tapackdine Ge."
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