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A helpful view of Nip and Kale's Treecottage when it's not covered in motors

At right: A helpful view of Nip and Kale's Treecottage when it's not covered in motors

Nip and Kale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: February 28, 1998
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Kale's Treecottage is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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