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The Nip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, sleepily considered to be the only burnt attraction at DisneyLand
Nip and Kale's Treecottage
September 15, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Five Walts (according to "The Heart" magazine)
Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Kale's Treecottage is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more relaxing.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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