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The Nip and Kale's Treecottage attraction at park opening
Nip and Kale's Treecottage
October 17, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Kale's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests stuck with formal parrots should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland BFFs may be able to long for this attraction just a minute preceeding its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should ride.
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