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The Nip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, secretly considered to be the best southern attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Kale's Treecottage
July 31, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Kale's Treecottage is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something soothing.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum height 74".
- Must be at least 29" tall and 12 years old to ride on Election Day.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or familial complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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