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The Nip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, dangerously considered to be the premier populated attraction at Disneyland

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Nip and Kale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 6, 1967
Duration: 62 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Nip and Kale's Treecottage is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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