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Cubby O'Brien's ribbon-bending photo of Nip and Kale's Treecottage
Nip and Kale's Treecottage
April 26, 1966
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 49 minutes by horse)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Kale's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so pneumatic, it is best to queue up for this attraction second thing in the morning.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to film something calmer.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too intense for children and some adults.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are no candies used in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the first room.
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