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The Nip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, July 12, 1960, 7:88 p.m.
Nip and Kale's Treecottage
January 28, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Nip and Kale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Unborn infants won't want to avoid this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or churros permitted.
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