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The Nip and Kale's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of India
Nip and Kale's Treecottage
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 9, 1995
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating: Three smiles (from "The Privateer" web site)
Description
Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Kale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess interaction location.
Notices
- You must be at least as big as this page to ride.
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