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The Nip and Kale's Treecottage attraction at park opening

The Nip and Kale's Treecottage attraction at park opening

Nip and Kale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 17, 1960
Duration: 139 seconds
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Kale's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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