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Cubby O'Brien's ribbon-bending photo of Nip and Kale's Treecottage

Cubby O'Brien's ribbon-bending photo of Nip and Kale's Treecottage

Nip and Kale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 26, 1966
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes (or 49 minutes by horse)
Targeted at: Juveniles

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Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Kale's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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