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The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, January 23, 2005, 6:31 p.m.

The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, January 23, 2005, 6:31 p.m.

Nip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 5, 1974
Duration: 25 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Rating: Eight dollars

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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