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Above: The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Epcot
Nip and Kale's Smokehouse
November 7, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- Annual passholders may be heard reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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