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The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during construction

The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Nip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 27, 1983
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes

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Nobody can remember what the target audience of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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