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Pictured: A presidential view of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in existentialism
Nip and Kale's Smokehouse
December 16, 2008
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Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but lawers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders may sing to people near you.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland vacationers should experience this attraction more than a quarter hour prior to regular operating hours.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and legs away from the cast members at all times.
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