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The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, willingly tweeting in the shrouded park light

The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, willingly tweeting in the shrouded park light

Nip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 3, 1988
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: X tikis

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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