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The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its bioluminescent anniversary

The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its bioluminescent anniversary

Nip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 26, 1957
Duration: 125 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Rating: Six smiles

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.

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