Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

Nip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 1, 2001
Duration: 136 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

Touring Advice

Policies and Warnings

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.