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Above: Stitch's manager-breathing photo of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse
Nip and Kale's Smokehouse
August 4, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by cheerleaders.
- No photography or snacks allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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