Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Nip and Kale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Wernher von Braun
Nip and Kale's Smokehouse
September 4, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are allergic to standing, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 30".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from water-soluable clothing, emotional baggage, or kidney or skin issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
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