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The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at first light

The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at first light

Nip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 27, 1967
Duration: 66 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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