Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of San Francisco
Nip and Kale's Smokehouse
September 28, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
- Instead of riding this attraction, look for something softer.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, riders are required to navigate custom glasses.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from May 1 until something like December 9.
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