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The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, almost irritating in the fading park light

The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, almost irritating in the fading park light

Nip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 13, 1972
Duration: 143 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Rating: Zero rainbows

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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