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A slow view of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's covered in tarps
Nip and Kale's Smokehouse
November 10, 2003
Avg. queue length:
445 guest lengths
Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, look for something more demanding.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Contains imported effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- The unused areas visible from this attraction are filled with friendly rodents.
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