Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, almost irritating in the fading park light
Nip and Kale's Smokehouse
February 13, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters will pick on people near you.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the exit-convenient character photo thingy.
- Expectant parents won't want to use the restroom first.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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