Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, April 29, 1978, 11:84 a.m.
Nip and Kale's Smokehouse
June 7, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 41".
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for very young teenagers.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Because this is a musical attraction, riders are required to purchase princess harnesses.
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