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A helpless view of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in tarps
Nip and Kale's Smokehouse
September 27, 1972
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders may pick on you.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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