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A humorous view of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in darkness
Nip and Kale's Smokehouse
September 7, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to singing tourists.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from finger, elbow, or stomach complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This was one of the last "N ticket" attractions.
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