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The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse train, partially inflating in the evening park light

The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse train, partially inflating in the evening park light

Nip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: September 9, 1999
Duration: 50 seconds
Avg. queue length: 78 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Rating: Eight dollars

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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