Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Nip and Kale's Smokehouse
July 21, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Ten and a smidge plusses
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: fantasy-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Chernabog interaction garden.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, ethical issues, unexplained missing kidneys, or shoulder, attention-span, chin, or intestinal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- No food or snacks permitted.
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