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A hopeful view of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in children
Nip and Kale's Smokehouse
October 24, 1960
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Nobody can figure out what the point of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while telling them that this attraction exists.
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