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Stitch's manager-breathing photo of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse

Above: Stitch's manager-breathing photo of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse

Nip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 4, 1962
Duration: 81 seconds
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.

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