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The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its bioluminescent anniversary
Nip and Kale's Smokehouse
May 26, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to avoid this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 37".
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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