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At right: A macabre view of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in song
Nip and Kale's Smokehouse
December 14, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 36" (or 18" and in diapers).
- Pilot must be at least 66" tall.
- Pregnant airplanes should avoid this attraction.
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