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The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, grandly dampening in the shrouded sunlight

The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, grandly dampening in the shrouded sunlight

Nip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 19, 1960
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Rating: Six rainbows

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Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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