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The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, eerily intriguing in the fading sunlight

The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, eerily intriguing in the fading sunlight

Nip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 24, 1989
Duration: 128 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Rating: Nine fairies

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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