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The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

Nip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 21, 2008
Duration: 89 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Rating for patients in comas: Ten and a smidge plusses


Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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