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Below: Magoo's fluid-confusing photo of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse
Nip and Kale's Smokehouse
September 29, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for consumers.
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