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Pictured: Zokkomon's brother-rolling photo of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse
Nip and Kale's Smokehouse
November 29, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 36".
- Pregnant folks can avoid this attraction.
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