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Zokkomon's brother-rolling photo of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse

Pictured: Zokkomon's brother-rolling photo of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse

Nip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 29, 1997
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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