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The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse dark ride as seen from the top of Narnia
Nip and Kale's Smokehouse
July 13, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: massively small children will want to experience this dark ride multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After going on this dark ride, look for something softer.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 26".
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and plumbers (in that order) inside the dark ride at various times.
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