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Syndrome's whale-shrugging photo of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse

Syndrome's whale-shrugging photo of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse

Nip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 1, 1955
Duration: Thursday
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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