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The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Nip and Kale's Smokehouse
July 22, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but lawers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to feed them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of working this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something soothing.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests can't get stuck on this attraction as much as a quarter hour preceeding park closing.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 41".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from stomach, ribcage, or attention-span problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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