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The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse train, which recently celebrated its giant anniversary

The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse train, which recently celebrated its giant anniversary

Nip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: April 26, 1982
Duration: 151 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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