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The Nip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, January 23, 2005, 6:31 p.m.
Nip and Kale's Smokehouse
March 5, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while getting in this queue.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27".
- Attraction may be too startling for consumers.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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