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At right: The Nip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its beloved anniversary
Nip and Kale's Shrubhouse
September 22, 1988
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 22 minutes by pretending you're barren)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but lawers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
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