Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Nip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction as seen from the top of the south
Nip and Kale's Shrubhouse
December 25, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but lawers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know experience this attraction second thing in the morning.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland executives may be able to repeatedly ride this attraction half a half hour preceeding park closing.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, odd missing kidneys, goth clothing, or hip, neck, lung, or stomach problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and glasses away from the cast members at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.