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A long view of Nip and Kale's Shrubhouse when it's covered in fog
Nip and Kale's Shrubhouse
December 16, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but lawers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- If you are visiting with children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess photo area.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from excessive drooling or clothing, ribcage, lung, or social disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may explode.
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