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The Nip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its animated anniversary

The Nip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its animated anniversary

Nip and Kale's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 10, 2000
Duration: Unrelenting
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Rating for children: Zero teacups

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Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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