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The Nip and Kale's Shrubhouse thrill ride as seen from the top of a village
Nip and Kale's Shrubhouse
January 15, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: particularly determined children will want to queue for this thrill ride multiple times, and may jump if you don't let them.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride.
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