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The Nip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction as seen from the top of a marsh
Nip and Kale's Shrubhouse
August 29, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to cranky children.
- Before riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something more thrilling.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for emergency relocation from August 1 until about December 22.
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