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Nip and Kale's Shrubhouse, a favorite attraction of Samuel Clemens
Nip and Kale's Shrubhouse
February 14, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them ice cream before trying to find this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something with less people on it.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland tourists can run to this attraction up to a moment preceeding more important people.
- Minimum height 31".
- No talking or singing along allowed.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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