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Nip and Kale's Nuthouse, a favorite attraction of Zokkomon
Nip and Kale's Nuthouse
April 5, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but lawers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be free from high blood pressure, unstopable drooling, or nasal, inner ear, back, stomach, or lung problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains strobe-light scenes.
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