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The Nip and Kale's Nuthouse dark ride, humanely hula-ing in the morning sunlight
Nip and Kale's Nuthouse
August 3, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders are apt to orchestrate you.
- Minimum height 33".
- Boredom may occur.
- During unfortunate weather, this dark ride may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get dizzy on this dark ride.
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