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The Nip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the only clever attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Kale's Nuthouse
September 22, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Nip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction second thing after breakfast.
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from brain, romantic, or bowel problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and balloons away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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