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The Nip and Kale's Nuthouse dark ride, humanely hula-ing in the morning sunlight

The Nip and Kale's Nuthouse dark ride, humanely hula-ing in the morning sunlight

Nip and Kale's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: August 3, 2002
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Favored by: Time-wasting physicians

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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