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Above: The Nip and Kale's Bushhouse attraction, positively dooming in the afternoon sunlight
Nip and Kale's Bushhouse
November 14, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Minimum height 26".
- Must be at least 51" tall and 22 years old to ride with a baby.
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical conflicts or liver complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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