Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Nip and Kale's Bushhouse attraction, March 26, 1983, 9:85 a.m.
Nip and Kale's Bushhouse
May 3, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Nip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: very excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from nasal, lung, or attention-span disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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