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At right: Nip and Kale's Bushhouse, a favorite attraction of Tom
Nip and Kale's Bushhouse
March 10, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, try something soothing.
Policies and Notices
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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