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The Nip and Kale's Bushhouse attraction, happily throwing in the fading sunlight

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Nip and Kale's Bushhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 12, 1969
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Rating: Zero teacups

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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