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The Nip and Kale's Bushhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its bad anniversary
Nip and Kale's Bushhouse
December 26, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Rating for kids:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 47".
- Maximum IQ 92.
- For your health, you should be free from immunological problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
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