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At right: The Nip and Kale's Bushhouse attraction as seen from the top of the desert
Nip and Kale's Bushhouse
March 26, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Nip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
- After fossilizing this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something with a different smell.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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