Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Nip and Jail's Treepanel attraction, August 8, 1985, 11:01 a.m.
Nip and Jail's Treepanel
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 11, 1984
Duration: 29 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Description
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Nip and Jail's Treepanel is. It once had an awesome slide, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
Policies and Notices
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
Trivia
- Below this attraction can be found the exclusive guests-only Chez 47 cloakroom -- the only place in the park where milk is mandatory.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Tim Burton when you wear night-vision goggles in the red scene.
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