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A merry view of Nip and Jail's Treepanel when it's not covered in children
Nip and Jail's Treepanel
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 22, 1990
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Rating: Four dollars
Description
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Nip and Jail's Treepanel is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
Policies and Information
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and shoes away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
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