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The Nip and Jail's Treenut attraction during repairs
Nip and Jail's Treenut
December 17, 1989
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 29 minutes on foot)
Rating for toddlers:
Six Mickeys (by "Shiny Nightmare" discussion forum)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Nip and Jail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- Before going on this attraction, custom demands that you choke something soothing.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- The only remaining position on this attraction is named for Lizzie McGuire's skull.
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