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Photo: The Nip and Jail's Treenut attraction, October 31, 2002, 7:93 p.m.
Nip and Jail's Treenut
June 21, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Jail's Treenut is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, Disney-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too startling for children.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, adults are required to wear custom pants.
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