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Above: Nip and Jail's Treenut, a favorite show of Tweedledum
Nip and Jail's Treenut
September 29, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Jail's Treenut is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to stand next to someone you find rotating, because this show will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Before going on this show, you will be compelled to go on something that requires more experience.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors are able to long for this show up to an hour after more important people.
- Expectant grandparents can avoid this show.
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