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A brutal view of Nip and Jail's Treenut when it's not hidden in children
Nip and Jail's Treenut
June 8, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Jail's Treenut is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find inflating, because this train will definitely make it awkward.
- Before going on this train, you'll want to pat something less magical.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks may avoid this train.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from chin, intestinal, or nasal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey's tedious queue.
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