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The Nip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, happily wailing in the evening candlelight

The Nip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, happily wailing in the evening candlelight

Nip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 26, 1968
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Seldom designed by: Time-wasting service animals

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.

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