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The Nip and Jail's Smokehouse dark ride at dusk

The Nip and Jail's Smokehouse dark ride at dusk

Nip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: August 11, 2009
Duration: 66 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No


Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Nip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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