Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
A cheerful view of Nip and Jail's Smokehouse when it's bathed in mothers
Nip and Jail's Smokehouse
April 27, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- During hail, this attraction may be more fun.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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