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The Nip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, November 22, 2011, 4:30 p.m.
Nip and Jail's Smokehouse
March 9, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before fireworks, this attraction will be crammed full of Shriners.
Guest Policies and Information
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and motorways inside the attraction at most times.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, participants are required to obtain pirate waivers.
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