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The Nip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Nile
Nip and Jail's Smokehouse
September 21, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Nip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite pirate-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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