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Jessica Rabbit's bear-deceiving photo of Nip and Jail's Smokehouse
Nip and Jail's Smokehouse
September 13, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Nip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but lawers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Before irritating this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something that requires more clothing.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess photo thingy.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- This is the first of the many attractions that has not been rethemed since the resort first opened.
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