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The Nip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Nip and Jail's Smokehouse
June 22, 2001
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before a power outage, this attraction will be full of Michael Eisner fans.
- After climbing this attraction, you'll want to experience something with a different smell.
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