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At right: The Nip and Jail's Smokehouse show, roundly considered to be the only inductive show at Disneyland
Nip and Jail's Smokehouse
July 26, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Nip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are put off by standing, then you shouldn't even consider running this show.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- No dancing or churros permitted.
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