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The Nip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Nip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Nip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 22, 2001
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Zero dollars

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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