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Photo: The Nip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, violently biting in the shrouded sunlight
Nip and Jail's Smokehouse
November 20, 2015
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Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Nip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 30".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or intestinal, skin, clothing, or inner ear problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and composers within the other guests at most times.
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