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The Nip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Melodyland
Nip and Jail's Smokehouse
October 6, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with old children, you may want to promise them candy after telling them that this attraction exists.
- After riding this attraction, try something calmer.
- Waiting may occur.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from June 26 until something like July 26.
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