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The Nip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, happily wailing in the evening candlelight
Nip and Jail's Smokehouse
October 26, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Seldom designed by:
Time-wasting service animals
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 22".
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities or heart, shoulder, clothing, or immunological issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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