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Nip and Jail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Lampwick
Nip and Jail's Smokehouse
October 22, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Eight and seven quarters happy faces
Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders will scare you.
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