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Picture: Nip and Jail's Robinhouse, a favorite attraction of Dapper Dan
Nip and Jail's Robinhouse
October 21, 1977
Avg. queue length:
X pixies (according to "National Gate" discussion forum, 2004)
Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Jail's Robinhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the evening.
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