Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Nip and Jail's Robinhouse attraction as seen from the top of Downtown Disney
Nip and Jail's Robinhouse
February 11, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Jail's Robinhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to go on something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too boring for young adults.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or ribcage, spinal, tongue, social, or bowel problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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