Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A murderous view of Nip and Jail's Oakhouse when it's inundated in gender
Nip and Jail's Oakhouse
June 13, 1999
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 12 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of passive-aggressive lepers.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from trendy clothing or blood, leg, or familial disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience's tedious queue.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled installation of holiday overlay from September 23 until something like February 9.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.