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The Nip and Jail's Oakhouse attraction during construction

The Nip and Jail's Oakhouse attraction during construction

Nip and Jail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 12, 2007
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Rating: Eight bits

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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