Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Jail's Nuthouse attraction, August 11, 1978, 6:31 p.m.
Nip and Jail's Nuthouse
September 6, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Nip and Jail's Nuthouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Before going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to draw something that requires more patience.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from motion sickness or fingernail, neck, kidney, stomach, nasal, or skin problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and opinions (not necessarily in that order) away from the attraction at significant times.
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