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The Nip and Jail's Nuthouse attraction during repairs
Nip and Jail's Nuthouse
August 12, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Jail's Nuthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland hotel guests may be able to visit this attraction up to a quarter hour prior to everyone else.
- For your comfort, you should be free from hysterical blindness, low blood pressure, skimpy clothing, or chest, inner ear, or personal problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful journey.
- Be sure to keep your arms and glasses inside the vehicle at various times.
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