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The Nip and Hale's Treetent attraction during a moment of contemplation
Nip and Hale's Treetent
September 13, 1979
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Hale's Treetent is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- This attraction was reportedly constructed for the 1899 World's Band.
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