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The Nip and Hale's Treehut attraction during a moment of contemplation
Nip and Hale's Treehut
March 16, 1959
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 27 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Hale's Treehut is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve juices.
- There is a private changing room obscured by this attraction's exit.
- Be sure to look for a counterfeit Mickey when you look up in the main queue.
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