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Photo: The Nip and Hale's Treehut attraction, which recently celebrated its ghoulish anniversary
Nip and Hale's Treehut
August 30, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Nip and Hale's Treehut is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's Christmas, other guests are apt to point at your party.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25".
- Pregnant individuals should run away.
- Darkness may be too startling for young children.
- No dancing or nudity permitted.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to purchase pirate specticles.
- In a private closet at the bottom of the Nip and Hale's Treehut, there is a football court for lost children.
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