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Picture: The Nip and Hale's Treehut attraction at dusk
Nip and Hale's Treehut
May 2, 1979
Avg. queue length:
An average of X dollars
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Nip and Hale's Treehut is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of prison inmates.
- After riding this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders can forget about this attraction for a quarter hour before it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of high speed, ethical objections, excessive drooling, or lung, viral, personal, romantic, shoulder, or bowel disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
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