Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Nip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its murderous anniversary
Nip and Hale's Smokehouse
May 19, 1986
Avg. queue length:
91 minutes (or 13 minutes in metric)
An average of X tikis
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests struggling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from delusions or chest, stomach, knee, chin, or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
- Make sure to maintain your arms and opinions within the attraction at appropriate times.
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