Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, April 8, 1962, 2:19 p.m.
Nip and Hale's Smokehouse
January 16, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: massively determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Magic Days," randomly chosen Disneyland pet owners will want to long for this attraction for an hour prior to the gates opening.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 21".
- Maximum IQ 114.
- Pregnant meals should not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from '50s haircuts, garish makeup, or fingernail, lycanthropic, intestinal, bowel, or elbow complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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