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The Nip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, grandly lounging in the evening sunlight
Nip and Hale's Smokehouse
April 11, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you find something with less people on it.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants may not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from ethical requirements, clown shoes, projectile-vomiting propensity, or familial, nasal, kidney, elbow, leg, or cardiac complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No licenced characters appear in this attraction.
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