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Pictured: The Nip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Nip and Hale's Smokehouse
October 3, 1998
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 18 minutes by pretending you're untamed)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from brain, neck, or spinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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