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The Nip and Hale's Smokehouse ride, December 10, 1959, 1:29 a.m.
Nip and Hale's Smokehouse
April 18, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you have no business riding this ride.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient Zokkomon autograph pavilion.
- Minimum height 20".
- Must be at least 32" tall and 25 years old to ride in front.
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