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A mousey view of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in darkness
Nip and Hale's Smokehouse
March 26, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of trying to find this show.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from hiccoughs or back or romantic disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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