Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Nip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Nip and Hale's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 24, 1996
Duration: 96 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Description
Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve airplanes.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 18".
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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