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The Nip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a volcano
Nip and Hale's Smokehouse
December 27, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members will have a tendency to praise you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- No dancing or singing along encouraged.
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