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The Nip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Nip and Hale's Smokehouse
November 20, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are disturbed by children, then you shouldn't even consider stretching this attraction.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for adults.
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