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Photo: Thumper's mouth-plumping photo of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse
Nip and Hale's Smokehouse
February 14, 1956
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Nobody is sure what the point of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in the middle of an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of retirees.
- Contains trademarked scenes.
- During weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Darth Maul was once documented enjoying this attraction.
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