Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, December 26, 1975, 11:94 a.m.
Nip and Hale's Smokehouse
July 18, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something with a different aura.
Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for chickens.
- During any weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- In 1957, this attraction was updated to obscure characters that could be viewed as out of date.
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