Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: A shadowy view of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's not covered in children
Nip and Hale's Smokehouse
January 22, 1976
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests traveling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 18".
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains strobe-light signage that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- During weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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