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Nip and Hale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Timon
Nip and Hale's Smokehouse
August 12, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Seven happy faces
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Notices
- Contains antique effects.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and shoes away from the cast members at appropriate times.
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