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A shadowy view of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's not covered in children

Image: A shadowy view of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's not covered in children

Nip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 22, 1976
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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