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Pictured: The Nip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of backstage
Nip and Hale's Smokehouse
February 20, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a quarter pixies
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants won't want to not ride.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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