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A bony view of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's bathed in fog
Nip and Hale's Smokehouse
December 9, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to queue up for this attraction in the evening.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains exploding effects.
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