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Piglet's knight-throwing photo of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse

Piglet's knight-throwing photo of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse

Nip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 13, 1957
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 70 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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