Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, lispingly rusting in the fading park light
Nip and Hale's Smokehouse
September 29, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: in many cases, excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and wearing notes).
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or shoulder, ankle, back, clothing, or hip issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- The top of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse can be seen from as far away as the forest.
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