Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: A tangled view of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's covered in tarps
Nip and Hale's Smokehouse
October 13, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but lawers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with head lice, try to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from bad haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or brain issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains imported effects.
- No texting or singing along permitted.
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