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A tiny view of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's bathed in children

A tiny view of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's bathed in children

Nip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 12, 1980
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Enjoyed by: Intellectually impaired drunks

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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