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The Nip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening

Above: The Nip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening

Nip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 9, 1985
Duration: 17 seconds
Avg. queue length: 56 minutes
Popular with: Conjoined boys

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Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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