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The Nip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its murderous anniversary

Photo: The Nip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its murderous anniversary

Nip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 19, 1986
Duration: 149 seconds
Avg. queue length: 91 minutes (or 13 minutes in metric)
Rating: An average of X tikis

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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