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Above: The Nip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Nip and Hale's Smokehouse
April 9, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Information
- Make sure to hold your head and sailors within the attraction at appropriate times.
- The woods visible from this attraction are dominated by lost children.
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