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A greedy view of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's not covered in pedals

A greedy view of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's not covered in pedals

Nip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 30, 1979
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Designed by: Particularly juvenile retirees

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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