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The Nip and Hale's Smokehouse ride, December 10, 1959, 1:29 a.m.

The Nip and Hale's Smokehouse ride, December 10, 1959, 1:29 a.m.

Nip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: April 18, 2014
Duration: 23 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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