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Nip and Hale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Ron Clements
Nip and Hale's Smokehouse
November 3, 1975
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Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to talk too much to someone you find drumming, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners may be able to bypass this attraction up to a quarter hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
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