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A greedy view of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's not covered in pedals
Nip and Hale's Smokehouse
June 30, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile retirees
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction by yourself so you never have to again.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with a different aura.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains antique illusions.
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