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Above: The Nip and Hale's Planthouse attraction during refurbishment
Nip and Hale's Planthouse
December 3, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Hale's Planthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with a different ambiance.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from blood, knee, shoulder, brain, or inner ear problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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