Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Nip and Hale's Planthouse attraction at a distance
Nip and Hale's Planthouse
November 3, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally enjoyed by:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Nip and Hale's Planthouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know experience this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 48".
- Maximum width 45".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for adults.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, fear of infrequent maintenance, religious issues, unexplained growths, punk haircuts, or kidney, inner ear, hair, lycanthropic, lung, or spinal problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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