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The Nip and Hale's Planthouse attraction at park opening
Nip and Hale's Planthouse
May 25, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Less than five Disneys
Nobody is sure what the objective of Nip and Hale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- The letters in "Nip and Hale's Planthouse" can be scrambled to spell "Posnl'eanhda Tnua Isplhe."
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