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Above: Nip and Hale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Ub Iwerks
Nip and Hale's Oakhouse
April 27, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Information
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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