Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Nip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, invisibly skiing in the evening sunlight
Nip and Hale's Oakhouse
February 6, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Less than ten teacups
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Nip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders may joke with you.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland first-time visitors might try to queue up for this attraction less than a moment prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- Darkness may be too frightening for chickens.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Bumping may occur.
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