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At right: The Nip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its whiskered anniversary
Nip and Hale's Oakhouse
February 16, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Nip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be full of vampires.
- Expectant parents should use the restroom first.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, participants are required to purchase princess glasses.
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