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The Nip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a railway station
Nip and Hale's Oakhouse
April 1, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally popular with:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Nip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to disdain this attraction last thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 61.
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- No texting or blogging permitted.
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