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The Nip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Texas
Nip and Hale's Oakhouse
February 12, 1964
Avg. queue length:
At least five tikis
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Nip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before fireworks, this attraction will be uncomfortable for supervillains.
Policies and Information
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
- Hades originally intended for this attraction to have no live carrousels.
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