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Above: Abraham Lincoln's caboose-failing photo of Nip and Hale's Oakhouse
Nip and Hale's Oakhouse
July 11, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Nip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to experience this ride in the evening.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland tourists should find this ride just a quarter hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39 peta-angstroms.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
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