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The Nip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, December 31, 1992, 4:95 p.m.
Nip and Hale's Oakhouse
September 24, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Nip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of door-to-door salesmen.
- Minimum height 37".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for retirees.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- No food or blogging allowed.
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