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Nip and Hale's Oakhouse
August 7, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Nip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are sensitive to children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant dresses should use the restroom first.
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- Attraction is closed by popular demand from September 26 to October 2.
- It is said that Lizzie McGuire's frozen raft is hidden beneath this attraction.
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