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The Nip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, invisibly skiing in the evening sunlight

Above: The Nip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, invisibly skiing in the evening sunlight

Nip and Hale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 6, 1963
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 86 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Less than ten teacups

Description

Nobody is sure what the appeal of Nip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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