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Above: The Nip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary
Nip and Hale's Nuthouse
August 25, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Seven fairies (from Deedle)
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Nip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction if in a hurry before a picnic.
- Minimum height 47".
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and opinions away from the other guests at all times.
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