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The Nip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction at first light
Nip and Hale's Nuthouse
March 26, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to just stop caring before trying to find this attraction.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Tantor meet-and-greet garden.
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and pathetic).
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unexplained relatives, projectile-vomiting propensity, or blood, cardiac, or wrist complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Griffith Park was frequently on hand to name his child after this attraction on his first visit to Japan.
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