Massive Disneyform Attraction Database
The Nip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction at first light
Nip and Hale's Nuthouse
May 9, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from clown makeup or immunological complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, guests are required to rent themed harnesses.
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