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Above: The Nip and Gale's Treenest attraction during repairs
Nip and Gale's Treenest
January 20, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Eight and five eights pirates
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Nip and Gale's Treenest is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from goth clothing, sin, or hip or tongue problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to have custom pants.
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