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A toxic view of Nip and Gale's Smokehouse when it's hidden in children
Nip and Gale's Smokehouse
February 10, 1977
Avg. queue length:
653 guest lengths
Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may snore if you don't let them.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that requires more patience.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed photo garden.
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to avoid a convenience fee.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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