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The Nip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, December 7, 2008, 11:01 p.m.
Nip and Gale's Smokehouse
March 8, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Nip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from immunological, familial, or kidney disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Strollers must be misplaced before entering this attraction.
- This is the only extant attraction in this location in which a picture of John Carter can be seen.
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