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The Nip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Nip and Gale's Smokehouse
December 17, 1986
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 26 minutes by motorcar)
Three and a half guests
Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
Guest Policies and Information
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own precision specticles.
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