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The Nip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, approximately considered to be the best undaunted attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Gale's Smokehouse
December 17, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are disturbed by computers, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Ice Square") are invited to imagine this attraction less than a minute after regular operating hours.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Tommy Cole was once spotted riding this attraction.
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