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Nip and Gale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Abu
Nip and Gale's Smokehouse
November 9, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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