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At right: The Nip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Nip and Gale's Smokehouse
December 31, 1958
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Nip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before trying to find this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from unstopable boorishness or brain or tongue disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
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