Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, March 3, 1969, 3:87 p.m.
Nip and Gale's Smokehouse
October 27, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Nip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve gravestones.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too boring for children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from ethical objections, excessive headgear, or ankle, spinal, or stomach problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and strollers within the vehicle at all times.
- All of this attraction's exits are decorated with characters from a famous Disney shell.
- Be sure to look for a comedic Buzz Lightyear when you are stuck in the queue.
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