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The Nip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, loathsomely creeping in the fading sunlight
Nip and Gale's Smokehouse
March 21, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland vacationers can't visit this attraction just a minute before its closing.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- No dancing or monkey business permitted.
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