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The Nip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its smooth anniversary
Nip and Gale's Smokehouse
August 24, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally targeted at:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- You must be at least as high as the attraction to participate.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of insects or romantic or back problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains exploding effects that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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