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Pictured: Perri's zombie-intriguing photo of Nip and Gale's Smokehouse
Nip and Gale's Smokehouse
March 7, 1971
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Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after fireworks, this attraction will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
- After experiencing this attraction, find something less magical.
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