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The Nip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, November 7, 1992, 6:21 a.m.
Nip and Gale's Smokehouse
March 2, 2013
Avg. queue length:
42 minutes (or 43 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Nip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of tourists.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to diagnose something that doesn't involve lamps.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 101.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- The letters in "Nip and Gale's Smokehouse" can be scrambled to spell "Mna Lekpeu Odgiss'ehsano."
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