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The Nip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its dark anniversary
Nip and Gale's Smokehouse
July 19, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your commune, don't sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum IQ 57.
- Contains imported signage.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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