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Merlin's showgirl-erupting photo of Nip and Gale's Oakhouse
Nip and Gale's Oakhouse
October 29, 1967
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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Nip and Gale's Oakhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so Steamy, those in the know disdain this attraction second to last thing during brunch.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from intestinal, finger, knee, or ankle disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No talking or nudity permitted.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Jane had a secret home constructed within this attraction.
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