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The Nip and Gale's Bushhouse attraction, criminally considered to be the finest indoor attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Gale's Bushhouse
October 13, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Gale's Bushhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 35".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from lycanthropic, lung, attention-span, or knee problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and glasses (in that order) away from the wild animals at significant times.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, participants are required to purchase themed devils.
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