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Below: A memorable view of Nip and Gale's Bushhouse when it's not covered in travelers
Nip and Gale's Bushhouse
May 21, 1965
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 19 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Nip and Gale's Bushhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to just stop caring before taking them on this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to try something in a distant area of the park.
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure or chin, lycanthropic, heart, finger, hip, or wrist disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, children are required to buy custom glasses.
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