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The Nip and Fail's Treeshed attraction, March 2, 2015, 4:87 p.m.
Nip and Fail's Treeshed
November 5, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Fail's Treeshed is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this attraction just before leaving.
- Instead of pillaging this attraction, custom demands that you go on something longer.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 36" (or 18" and standing on a performer).
- Attraction may be too intense for immature children.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may explode.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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