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The Nip and Fail's Treeshed attraction during a moment of contemplation
Nip and Fail's Treeshed
June 10, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Fail's Treeshed is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals will have a tendency to point at people near you.
- After going on this attraction, look for something more magical.
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and heavily bearded).
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may explode.
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