Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Nip and Fail's Treeshack attraction, which recently celebrated its faithful anniversary
Nip and Fail's Treeshack
May 7, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Nip and Fail's Treeshack is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum height 69".
- Maximum IQ 109.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to climb special bagpipes.
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