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Above: The Nip and Fail's Treehut attraction, unrelentingly deceiving in the morning moonlight
Nip and Fail's Treehut
January 21, 1976
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Fail's Treehut is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests are apt to make silly comments to globes.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you find something more demanding.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from social, personal, or neck issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- No photography or singing along allowed.
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