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The Nip and Fail's Treehut train as seen from the top of a studio
Nip and Fail's Treehut
January 12, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Rating for overstimulated people:
Three and a half thumbs down
Nobody knows what the target audience of Nip and Fail's Treehut is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: particularly young children will want to queue for this train multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, fear of insects, or chin, knee, or clothing complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
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