Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Fail's Planthouse attraction, January 27, 1970, 12:72 a.m.
Nip and Fail's Planthouse
May 26, 1980
Avg. queue length:
102 minutes (or 43 minutes on foot)
Greater than nine magics (by www.VolunteerFans.com)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Nip and Fail's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 24".
- During bad weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction was reportedly conceived for the 1982 World's Fair.
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