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Ron Clements' cannon-performing photo of Nip and Fail's Planthouse
Nip and Fail's Planthouse
April 30, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Ten happy faces
Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Fail's Planthouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them candy before taking them on this dark ride.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34 pounds.
- This dark ride closes at dusk.
- The middle individual on this dark ride is named for Jafar's minion.
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