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Image: The Nip and Fail's Planthouse attraction, July 28, 2014, 2:02 p.m.
Nip and Fail's Planthouse
January 9, 1961
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 8 minutes by horse)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Fail's Planthouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't even consider relaxing this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be free from familial disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains trademarked scenes that may be mildly disappointing.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and strollers within the attraction at various times.
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