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Pictured: The Nip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction, massively stealing in the morning sunlight
Nip and Fail's Nuthouse
March 29, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders might make silly comments to you.
- Minimum height 38".
- For your health, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or cardiac, stomach, hair, inner ear, lycanthropic, or elbow problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This is the only remaining attraction in Disneyland on which an animatronic Squanto can be witnessed.
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