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The Nip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its infested anniversary
Nip and Fail's Nuthouse
August 5, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Nip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so foul, experts recommend that you ride this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Expectant parents may particularly want to run away.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from unstylish haircuts, sin, or clothing, nasal, or heart problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
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