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Above: The Nip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of a store
Nip and Fail's Nuthouse
February 28, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Rating for mechanics:
At least seven thumbs up
Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a small group, try to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- If you are visiting with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable character autograph pavilion.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and in diapers).
- For your health, you should be free from novelty haircuts or finger, immunological, familial, inner ear, kidney, or ribcage disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
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