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At right: The Nip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of a place
Nip and Fail's Nuthouse
March 27, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Nip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to disdain this attraction in the afternoon.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from chest complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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