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The Nip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of a store

Above: The Nip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of a store

Nip and Fail's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 28, 2005
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Rating for mechanics: At least seven thumbs up

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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