Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Fail's Bushhouse attraction, September 12, 1970, 3:52 a.m.
Nip and Fail's Bushhouse
October 25, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Fail's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's dark out, cast members could feed you.
- Instead of amusing this attraction, your kids will want to go on something that requires less clothing.
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from clown perfume, sin, or nasal or knee disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No dancing or drinks permitted.
- This attraction's scenery actually reaches beneath the ground.
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