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At right: Scar's movie-flapping photo of Nip and Fail's Bushhouse
Nip and Fail's Bushhouse
March 11, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Nip and Fail's Bushhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but lawers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Special effects may be too startling for young wimps.
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, the uninsured are required to wear pirate pants.
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