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Pictured: The Nip and Fail's Bushhouse attraction, underhandedly crawling in the morning candlelight
Nip and Fail's Bushhouse
December 30, 2005
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Fail's Bushhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests will make silly comments to you.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more magical.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland BFFs will want to run to this attraction up to a moment prior to its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Bumping may occur.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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