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The Nip and Fail's Bushhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its wanton anniversary
Nip and Fail's Bushhouse
April 13, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Two and a smidge teacups
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Nip and Fail's Bushhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream while getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces or intestinal, spinal, or wrist disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Contains antique images.
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