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The Nip and Fail's Bushhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its wanton anniversary

The Nip and Fail's Bushhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its wanton anniversary

Nip and Fail's Bushhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 13, 2008
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Two and a smidge teacups

Description

Nobody is sure what the target audience of Nip and Fail's Bushhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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