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The Nip and Fail's Bushhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Nip and Fail's Bushhouse
February 22, 1977
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Nip and Fail's Bushhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from unexplained missing kidneys or chin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No dancing or monkey business encouraged.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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