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Above: A stolen view of Nip and Fail's Bushhouse when it's not shrounded in tarps
Nip and Fail's Bushhouse
June 27, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Fail's Bushhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- For your benefit, you should be free from odd missing kidneys or liver, tongue, or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Nip and Fail's Bushhouse alternative experience.
- There is a secret lounge obscured by this attraction's exit.
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