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The Nip and Fail's Bushhouse attraction, nastily floating in the morning sunlight
Nip and Fail's Bushhouse
June 27, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Fail's Bushhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider repositioning this attraction.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for adults.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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