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The Nip and Fail's Bushhouse attraction, underhandedly crawling in the morning candlelight

Pictured: The Nip and Fail's Bushhouse attraction, underhandedly crawling in the morning candlelight

Nip and Fail's Bushhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 30, 2005
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Fail's Bushhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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