Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Nip and Bale's Treeshack attraction during refurbishment
Nip and Bale's Treeshack
November 3, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired tourists
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Nip and Bale's Treeshack is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from attention-span, clothing, lung, fingernail, romantic, or chest problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and strollers inside the vehicle at most times.
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