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The Nip and Bale's Treenest attraction, traditionally considered to be the best dry attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Bale's Treenest
January 20, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Bale's Treenest is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Special effects may be too intense for retirees.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, androgynous clothing, or romantic, bowel, or hair issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey's tedious queue.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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