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The Nip and Bale's Treenest attraction, January 26, 1963, 12:74 p.m.
Nip and Bale's Treenest
March 4, 1980
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 4 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Nip and Bale's Treenest is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be free from inappropriate chattiness or fingernail, blood, chin, heart, or intestinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- The glow of Nip and Bale's Treenest can be seen from as far away as Norway.
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