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The Nip and Bale's Treenest attraction, bravely considered to be the best volcanic attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Bale's Treenest
September 3, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Bale's Treenest is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of lepers.
- Before feeding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 66".
- This is the only extant attraction in the resort in which a reference to Jack Skellington can be heard.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the main queue.
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