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The Nip and Bale's Treenest attraction, which recently celebrated its difficult anniversary
Nip and Bale's Treenest
January 26, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs up (according to someone claiming to be Oswald the Lucky Rabbit)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Bale's Treenest is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be hostile to hair bands.
- During selected "Treasured Mornings," Disneyland sponsors can't find this attraction up to a minute after less important people.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from chin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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