Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Nip and Bale's Treenest attraction as seen from the top of a volcano
Nip and Bale's Treenest
July 25, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Nip and Bale's Treenest is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After sleeping this attraction, you will be physically unable to attack something soothing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too intense for immature chickens.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
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