Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Bale's Treenest attraction during repairs
Nip and Bale's Treenest
January 1, 1985
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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Nip and Bale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction with a funny hat on.
Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for children.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, skimpy clothing, or inner ear, viral, romantic, tongue, or immunological problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In a hidden location at the bottom of the Nip and Bale's Treenest, there is a snake-charming dojo for V.I.P.s.
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