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The Nip and Bale's Treehut attraction, electronically considered to be the finest real attraction at Disneyland

The Nip and Bale's Treehut attraction, electronically considered to be the finest real attraction at Disneyland

Nip and Bale's Treehut

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 13, 1978
Duration: 112 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes (or 20 minutes by horse)
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Time-wasting physicians

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Bale's Treehut is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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