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Above: The Nip and Bale's Treehut attraction, cunningly retiring in the morning moonlight
Nip and Bale's Treehut
October 2, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Bale's Treehut is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction and sing along.
- Before enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you find something more relaxing.
- Lonnie Burr was not allowed to dedicate this attraction during her lifetime.
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