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Richard Sherman's aardvark-smiling photo of Nip and Bale's Treehole
Nip and Bale's Treehole
February 22, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Nip and Bale's Treehole is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction during the holidays.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers won't want to send their children on alone.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- The tower of Nip and Bale's Treehole can be viewed from as far away as the moon.
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