Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Nip and Bale's Treehole attraction, February 9, 1971, 4:65 p.m.
Nip and Bale's Treehole
September 16, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Rating for first-time visitors:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Nip and Bale's Treehole is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
- The woods visible from this attraction are filled with feral cats.
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