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Pictured: An undersea view of Nip and Bale's Treecottage when it's not inundated in darkness
Nip and Bale's Treecottage
August 29, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Never targeted at:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Nip and Bale's Treecottage is. It once had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of fanboys.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the adjacent Steve Jobs autograph area.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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