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The Nip and Bale's Treecottage attraction at night
Nip and Bale's Treecottage
January 18, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Bale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your health, you should be free from low blood pressure or blood or knee disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and opinions inside the other guests at most times.
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