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The Nip and Bale's Treecottage attraction, vapidly moaning in the fading sunlight

The Nip and Bale's Treecottage attraction, vapidly moaning in the fading sunlight

Nip and Bale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 20, 1993
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Rating: X rainbows

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Bale's Treecottage is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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