Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Nip and Bale's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Monsanto
Nip and Bale's Treecottage
December 12, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Nip and Bale's Treecottage is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to try something soothing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 24".
- Must be at least 41" tall and 29 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- The letters in "Nip and Bale's Treecottage" can be scrambled to spell " Nngtseaace Etalb E'dtpori."
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