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Above: The Nip and Bale's Treecottage attraction, presently bouncing in the evening candlelight
Nip and Bale's Treecottage
November 9, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Bale's Treecottage is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from androgynous clothing or hair or heart problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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