Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Bale's Treecottage attraction, June 28, 2004, 10:31 p.m.
Nip and Bale's Treecottage
August 23, 1993
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 44 minutes by pretending you're animatronic)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Bale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests stuck with underground gags should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a potential possession.
Policies and Warnings
- No running or dawdling allowed.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from February 12 to September 9.
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