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The Nip and Bale's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its cross anniversary
Nip and Bale's Treecottage
November 27, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Nip and Bale's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are frightened by children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you are at the park with Dole fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Ward Kimball photo garden.
Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from tongue, cardiac, romantic, hair, or personal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen cleaning from January 26 until something like March 15.
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