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Above: The Nip and Bale's Planthouse attraction as seen from the top of the resort
Nip and Bale's Planthouse
March 4, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Nip and Bale's Planthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 37".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from skimpy clothing or attention-span or chest disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Walt Disney had a secret office hidden within this attraction.
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