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The Nip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction, May 16, 1985, 7:18 p.m.
Nip and Bale's Oakhouse
September 18, 1961
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 41 minutes by boat)
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Nip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction during the holidays.
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No dancing or drinks encouraged.
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