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Pictured: The Nip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Eden
Nip and Bale's Oakhouse
August 7, 2005
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the adjacent themed interaction place.
- No shoplifting or snacks allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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