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The Nip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the best recyclable attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Nip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the best recyclable attraction at Disneyland

Nip and Bale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 1, 2014
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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