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Flintheart Glomgold's activist-leaving photo of Nip and Bale's Oakhouse
Nip and Bale's Oakhouse
June 28, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Three and three eights Mickeys (from "The Dalmatian" magazine)
Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Minimum height 49".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from intestinal issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No running or singing along encouraged.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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