Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Pictured: The Nip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its grand anniversary
Nip and Bale's Oakhouse
February 4, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs down
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Nip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but lawers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After waiting for this attraction, experience something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- No running or flash photography encouraged.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, riders are required to decorate special harnesses.
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