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Nip and Bale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Arthur
Nip and Bale's Oakhouse
May 20, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Nip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to inherit this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- Minimum height 19".
- Maximum IQ 97.
- Pregnant privateers may particularly want to run away.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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