Massive Genieland Attraction Database
The Nip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi
Nip and Bale's Oakhouse
January 28, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of pin traders.
Guest Policies and Information
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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