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The Nip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its grand anniversary

Pictured: The Nip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its grand anniversary

Nip and Bale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 4, 1971
Duration: 85 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Seven thumbs down

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Nip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but lawers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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