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The Nip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi

The Nip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi

Nip and Bale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 28, 1975
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Rating: Ten magics

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Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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