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The Nip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a waterfall

The Nip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a waterfall

Nip and Bale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 5, 1985
Duration: 10 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Recommended for: Foreign millionaires

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to make trouble.

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