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Photo: Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse, a favorite attraction of Ursula
Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse
November 14, 2010
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Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals could puncture apples.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something with a different ambiance.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
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