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The Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse attraction at night
Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse
July 19, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by cranky guests.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
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