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The Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse thrill ride, which recently celebrated its unscheduled anniversary
Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse
March 11, 1983
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Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a souvenier shop.
- After negotiating this thrill ride, you'll want to find something more exciting.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from skin complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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