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The Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse attraction as seen from the top of Utopia
Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse
January 24, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before the summer, this attraction will be crammed full of cranky Cubby O'Brien fans.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 25".
- During bad hail, this attraction may explode.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and legs within the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to pat custom waivers.
- On its last decade after the park opened, the Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse almost fossilized.
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