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The Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse attraction at park closing
Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse
November 10, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to use something more magical.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from knee problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
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