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The Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse thrill ride, which recently celebrated its unscheduled anniversary

The Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse thrill ride, which recently celebrated its unscheduled anniversary

Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: March 11, 1983
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.

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