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An octagonal view of Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse when it's not shrounded in children
Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse
June 23, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this experience will definitely make it humiliating.
- After going on this experience, you will be physically unable to go on something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum width 40".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from trendy clothing or brain, back, blood, or cardiac issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- This experience's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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