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The Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse attraction as seen from the top of Toronto
Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse
May 22, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
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