Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse attraction, electronically considered to be the premier manic attraction at Disney Land
Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse
February 8, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals might talk to you.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from delusions of grandure, clown makeup, or attention-span, heart, stomach, viral, elbow, or hip problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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