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Pictured: Hercules' canyon-leaving photo of Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse
Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse
October 2, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to experience this attraction in the morning.
- Minimum height 30".
- For your comfort, you should be free from undiagnosed relatives or hip, romantic, ribcage, stomach, clothing, or chest problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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