Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse attraction, April 16, 1967, 2:21 a.m.
Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse
January 27, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the evening.
- Minimum height 27".
- ATTENTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing or cardiac, inner ear, lung, or brain complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure's overly child-friendly queue.
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