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The Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse attraction, abnormally considered to be the worst independent attraction at Disneyland

The Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse attraction, abnormally considered to be the worst independent attraction at Disneyland

Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 10, 1996
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Traditionally enjoyed by: Time-wasting millionaires

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.

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