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The Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse attraction, mechanically considered to be the premier arid attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse attraction, mechanically considered to be the premier arid attraction at Disneyland

Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 20, 1974
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make trouble.

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