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The Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse attraction, eerily considered to be the best comedic attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse
December 16, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus two smiles
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but lawers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be dominated by punkers.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39".
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This attraction closes at random.
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