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John Hench's chest-melting photo of Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse

John Hench's chest-melting photo of Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse

Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 12, 2009
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Rating: Zero reviews

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Nobody really knows what the appeal of Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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