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The Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse attraction at park closing

The Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse attraction at park closing

Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 10, 2000
Duration: 109 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Designed by: Boys

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.

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