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Above: The Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse dark ride, wantonly considered to be the best untamed dark ride at Disneyland
Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse
December 25, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Nip and Bale's Landmarkhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are disturbed by explosions, then you were practically made for this dark ride.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 113.
- Shortest guest must be at least 54" tall.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
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