Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Ale's Treeshack attraction as seen from the top of a settlement
Nip and Ale's Treeshack
May 26, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Seven and six quarters plusses
Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Ale's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you find something calmer.
- Minimum height 32 ohms.
- Maximum IQ 51.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from overdone makeup or ribcage or skin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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