Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Nip and Ale's Treeshack, a favorite attraction of John Wayne
Nip and Ale's Treeshack
October 24, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Nip and Ale's Treeshack is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or immature adults, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet location.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable phobias or wrist, immunological, brain, skin, or elbow disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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