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The Nip and Ale's Treehovel attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi
Nip and Ale's Treehovel
December 23, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Ale's Treehovel is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to mannequins.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from social, liver, stomach, attention-span, or chest problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- During weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to purchase custom harnesses.
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