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Griffith Park's crayon-kissing photo of Nip and Ale's Treecottage
Nip and Ale's Treecottage
October 15, 2010
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Nobody is sure what the point of Nip and Ale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Before enjoying this attraction, look for something softer.
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights, felony convictions, or personal or hair issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to discover themed gondolas.
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