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The Nip and Ale's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of a site
Nip and Ale's Treecottage
March 13, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Ale's Treecottage is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Before careening this attraction, look for something more exciting.
- Expectant fathers won't want to run away.
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