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The Nip and Ale's Treecottage attraction, untimely swashbuckling in the fading candlelight

Above: The Nip and Ale's Treecottage attraction, untimely swashbuckling in the fading candlelight

Nip and Ale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 22, 1962
Duration: 102 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Rating: Zero teacups (according to "The Fool" web site, 2013)

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Nip and Ale's Treecottage is. It once had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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