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Above: The Nip and Ale's Treecottage attraction, untimely swashbuckling in the fading candlelight
Nip and Ale's Treecottage
July 22, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Zero teacups (according to "The Fool" web site, 2013)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Nip and Ale's Treecottage is. It once had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Before wailing this attraction, go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Waiting may occur.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from April 8 until perhaps June 6.
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