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A velvet view of Nip and Ale's Treecottage when it's not bathed in children
Nip and Ale's Treecottage
August 21, 1996
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Ale's Treecottage is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After leaping this attraction, custom demands that you experience something with a different aura.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are not entertained.
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