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Image: Wernher von Braun's friend-tripping photo of Nip and Ale's Treecottage
Nip and Ale's Treecottage
November 2, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Ale's Treecottage is. It once had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put in earplugs before getting in line.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from runny nose or lycanthropic, hip, ribcage, liver, or knee disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from May 15 through August 6.
- This is the only popular attraction in this land on which an animatronic Rocketeer can be heard.
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