Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Nip and Ale's Treecabin attraction as seen from the top of Terabithia
Nip and Ale's Treecabin
January 30, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Ale's Treecabin is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction alone.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to go on.
- Maximum height 61".
- Attraction may be too unsettling for consumers.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's fans.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from January 16 to March 12 (or there abouts).
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