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The Nip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a store

The Nip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a store

Nip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 22, 1982
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 1 minute
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Drunks

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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