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Image: The Nip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Nip and Ale's Smokehouse
July 22, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character interaction location.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- Boredom may occur.
- During weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- One of the dumplings was built to move like Hamm.
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