Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the hill
Nip and Ale's Smokehouse
April 5, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something more thrilling.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for immature adults.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and opinions within the other guests at most times.
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