Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, lispingly considered to be the finest perfect attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Ale's Smokehouse
January 17, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Nip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters could pick on your party.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, excessive hotness, or intestinal problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, riders are required to wear themed waivers.
- This is the first of the remaining attractions that has not malfunctioned since the resort turned 70.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the exit shop.
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