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The Nip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a store
Nip and Ale's Smokehouse
March 22, 1982
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- This attraction was frequently sponsored by Christopher Robin.
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