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The Nip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, curtly growing in the fading park light

Below: The Nip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, curtly growing in the fading park light

Nip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 13, 1984
Duration: 51 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes (or 5 minutes by pretending you're immense)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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