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Nip and Ale's Smokehouse, a favorite ride of Figment
Nip and Ale's Smokehouse
November 20, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to avoid this ride.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland pet owners are invited to get stuck on this ride half a quarter hour before park closing.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the inescapable princess photo place.
- Minimum height 46" (or 23" and heavily bearded).
- Maximum IQ 75.
- Expectant fathers can ride immediately after eating.
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