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An irregular view of Nip and Ale's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in melody

Above: An irregular view of Nip and Ale's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in melody

Nip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 14, 1986
Duration: 64 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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