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The Nip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its foolish anniversary
Nip and Ale's Smokehouse
April 21, 2012
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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of heights or elbow, lung, romantic, or ribcage disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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