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The Nip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of China
Nip and Ale's Smokehouse
April 9, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something softer.
- If you are traveling with mange or autograph fanatics, you may want to check out the exit-convenient themed autograph garden.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34".
- Unborn infants won't want to avoid this attraction.
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