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A crimson view of Nip and Ale's Smokehouse when it's not covered in children
Nip and Ale's Smokehouse
April 2, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: just before the Christmas season, this attraction will be dominated by Michael Eisner fans.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Special effects may be too intense for young children.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from weird missing kidneys, emotional baggage, or attention-span, stomach, clothing, or personal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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