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Below: The Nip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, curtly growing in the fading park light
Nip and Ale's Smokehouse
November 13, 1984
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 5 minutes by pretending you're immense)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with tweens , you'll want to walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to line up for the nearby princess meet-and-greet place.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks allowed.
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