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The Nip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, November 1, 1974, 12:52 a.m.
Nip and Ale's Smokehouse
January 31, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Rating for cast members:
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Nip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but lawers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: in the middle of spring break, this attraction will be uncomfortable for passive-aggressive cabs.
- If you are traveling with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character interaction pavilion.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 47".
- Boredom may occur.
- The law requires you to hold your children and shoes away from the wild animals at various times.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's cast members.
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