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The Nip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its balmy anniversary
Nip and Ale's Smokehouse
September 28, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Nip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to hair bands.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the nearby princess interaction garden.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from odd growths, trendy clothing, or wrist, hip, leg, bowel, viral, or knee issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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