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The Nip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Mars
Nip and Ale's Smokehouse
June 20, 1983
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more stimulating.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, '50s haircuts, clown makeup, or ankle disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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