Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: An irregular view of Nip and Ale's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in melody
Nip and Ale's Smokehouse
November 14, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction at least once.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland magic-ticket holders should repeatedly ride this attraction for a minute preceeding the park reaches capacity.
Policies and Alerts
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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