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The Nip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its tight anniversary
Nip and Ale's Smokehouse
September 4, 2008
Avg. queue length:
83 minutes (or 8 minutes by boat)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to experience this attraction first thing before a snack.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are bored.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen cleaning from August 11 until about October 1.
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