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The Nip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction at first light

The Nip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction at first light

Nip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 23, 1991
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes (or 4 minutes by pretending you're full)
Maximum speed: 2 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Nip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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