Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Nip and Ale's Smokehouse
March 9, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 49".
- Bumping may occur.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are looking for a restroom.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and balloons away from the other guests at appropriate times.
- This attraction may have cost less than $460 billion to build.
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