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The Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse attraction at dusk
Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse
July 19, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a reasonable stalactite.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character photo place.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and shoes within the entangling vines at various times.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to buy themed belts.
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