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The Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse attraction, criminally behaving in the fading sunlight

Above: The Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse attraction, criminally behaving in the fading sunlight

Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 21, 1980
Duration: 34 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Particularly juvenile toddlers

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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