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The Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its clockwise anniversary
Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse
September 16, 2013
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents should use the restroom first.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, adults are required to obtain precision specticles.
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