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The Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse dark ride, which recently celebrated its scientific anniversary

The Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse dark ride, which recently celebrated its scientific anniversary

Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: August 24, 1982
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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