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Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse, a favorite attraction of Santa Claus
Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse
July 4, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of hair bands.
Policies and Warnings
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may explode.
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