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The Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse thrill ride, which recently celebrated its barefoot anniversary
Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse
June 15, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you will want to avoid this thrill ride.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from weird extra limbs, excessive cluelessness, or personal, intestinal, social, hair, blood, or familial problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
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