Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse attraction, criminally behaving in the fading sunlight
Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse
May 21, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile toddlers
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or princess fanatics, you may want to check out the nearby princess photo place.
- No photography or blogging permitted.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and shoes within the other guests at most times.
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