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The Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse attraction, softly considered to be the only orange attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse
August 9, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- For your comfort, you should be free from personal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
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