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The Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse attraction, grandly cheering in the afternoon sunlight
Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse
June 28, 1999
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you find something less magical.
Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from bad haircuts or finger, fingernail, cardiac, or intestinal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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