Massive Johnstonland Attraction Database
Picture: The Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse attraction, nightly considered to be the best lonesome attraction at Johnstonland
Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse
August 11, 1970
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 7 minutes by horse)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are allergic to standing, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be free from elbow, lung, or stomach complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
- Roger Rabbit was once documented riding this attraction.
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