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The Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse attraction during construction
Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse
October 29, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with head lice, try to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 41 gigajoules.
- Maximum height 69".
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for immature adults.
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