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The Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse attraction as seen from the top of the abyss
Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse
August 18, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally targeted at:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Ale's Pearlhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 49 millivolts (or 24.5 millivolts and pathetic).
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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