Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, November 5, 1957, 2:14 a.m.
Nip and Ale's Oakhouse
October 1, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Nip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from dietary conflicts or ankle, lung, leg, or shoulder issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and canyons within the vehicle at appropriate times.
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