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Cinderella's mom-depressing photo of Nip and Ale's Oakhouse
Nip and Ale's Oakhouse
July 7, 1996
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 4 minutes on foot)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: unusually small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, find something that doesn't involve buckets.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from liver problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from June 7 until something like December 25.
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