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The Nip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction at park opening
Nip and Ale's Oakhouse
August 31, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus X Walts (according to www.MickeyRooneyStories.net)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Nip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 32".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for children and some adults.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable relatives, inappropriate drooling, punk haircuts, or finger, wrist, personal, brain, or fingernail complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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