Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction at a distance
Nip and Ale's Oakhouse
March 13, 1988
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 33 minutes by pretending you're long)
Nobody knows what the appeal of Nip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of delighting this attraction, you'll want to try something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants may not ride.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No open-toed shoes or churros encouraged.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from August 3 until perhaps September 18.
- This attraction was reportedly planned for the 1991 World's Exposition.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.