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An elegant view of Nip and Ale's Oakhouse when it's inundated in alienation
Nip and Ale's Oakhouse
January 22, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be full of zombies.
- Before enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you look for something more magical.
- Minimum height 33".
- Operator must be at least 54" tall.
- Must be at least 44" tall and 11 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- This is one of the many attractions that has not been sponsored since the land turned 40.
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