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Image: The Lip and Whale's Treecottage attraction, longingly considered to be the finest functional attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Whale's Treecottage
July 9, 1964
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Lip and Whale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests traveling with scandalous banks should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 42".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of children or cardiac complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Lip and Whale's Treecottage separate but equal experience.
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