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The Lip and Whale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its serious anniversary
Lip and Whale's Oakhouse
August 28, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Three and a quarter Mickeys (according to famous actor Thaddeus)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Lip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more magical.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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