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The Lip and Whale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its white anniversary
Lip and Whale's Oakhouse
February 21, 1978
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 36 minutes by horse)
Nobody knows what the goal of Lip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from blood complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen maintenance from December 26 until about May 15.
- The only remaining position on this attraction is named for Clarabelle Cow's adult.
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