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The Lip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Lip and Wale's Smokehouse
May 9, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Lip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 46".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from bowel issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- The letters in "Lip and Wale's Smokehouse" can be scrambled to spell "Lsesoaukdewp H E'mso Lnai."
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