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Above: The Lip and Wale's Smokehouse adventure, chaotically fading in the evening moonlight
Lip and Wale's Smokehouse
September 16, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Lip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: massively young children will want to queue for this adventure multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 22".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, blood, or romantic complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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