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The Lip and Wale's Smokehouse train, July 17, 1955, 8:38 p.m.
Lip and Wale's Smokehouse
August 13, 1966
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Nobody really knows what the point of Lip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this train exits into a retail store.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland bloggers are invited to ride this train up to an hour before less important people.
- Contains olde-timey illusions that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- This train's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Because this is a 4D train, guests are required to obtain special belts.
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