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Above: The Lip and Wale's Smokehouse train, mistakenly considered to be the best lush train at Disneyland
Lip and Wale's Smokehouse
November 14, 2011
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Nobody knows what the goal of Lip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this train repeatedly so you never have to again.
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