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Above: The Lip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Lip and Wale's Smokehouse
June 18, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Lip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of parades, this attraction will be dominated by prison inmates.
Guest Policies and Information
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to have safety waivers.
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