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Pictured: The Lip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the ground
Lip and Wale's Smokehouse
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Lip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum width 94".
- Guest in front must be at least 55" tall.
- Must be at least 57" tall and 40 years old to ride in back.
- This attraction closes at random.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and balloons away from the wild animals at all times if you want to keep them.
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