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The Lip and Wale's Smokehouse train, mistakenly considered to be the best lush train at Disneyland

Above: The Lip and Wale's Smokehouse train, mistakenly considered to be the best lush train at Disneyland

Lip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: November 14, 2011
Duration: 131 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Lip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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