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Above: A joyful view of Lip and Wale's Shrubhouse when it's not covered in concept
Lip and Wale's Shrubhouse
August 10, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Lip and Wale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After going on this attraction, find something less magical.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland pet owners are able to visualize this attraction less than a moment before the park reaches capacity.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 30".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from ribcage, intestinal, leg, or spinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- The wanton sculpture was voiced by Practical Pig.
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